So I have two canvases hanging around taking one bazillion years to dry. I put the brightest shiniest hazard orange colored canvas ontop of a pie safe to dry.... which is just great for me b/c it is just above my little head, so I never bump it or anything.
Now Joshers on the other hand... is such a giant that the lovely orange paint has just about left it's mark on every single stinking shirt he owns... as you can imagine, he absolutely LOVES this... and the canvas has begun to be known by an assortment of lovely descriptions.
So yesterday, the canvas branded Joshers yet again, which caused an exasperated proclamation from my Sweet husband. And little Laughfer just looked up at him and said...
"Did you bump Momma's stupid canvas????"